Today while I’m at work my mom and dad are taking Dylan to a pumpkin patch. I’m extremely jealous that I won’t be there to partake in the festivities but at least he’s going to have a good time. Meanwhile I’ll be at the office imagining Dizbaby’s smiling face when he sees ponies for the first time (don’t all pumpkin patches have ponies?). He’ll probably mistake them for dogs and shout “heeeeey,” because that’s what he’s been saying to everyone and everything lately when he wants their attention. And in the spirit of fantasy land, I’m also going to pretend Dylan’s at the pumpkin patch dressed like this.